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Wisdom #931: Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.

Wisdom #527: As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

Wisdom #1550: This town needs an enema.

Wisdom #779: Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Wisdom #21: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Wisdom #1250: Life is ours. We live it our way.

Wisdom #1507: The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.

Wisdom #1042: Help! There's a cow in my esophagus!

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