Wisdom

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Wisdom #1369: Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.

Wisdom #1687: You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.

Wisdom #200: If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Wisdom #790: All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Wisdom #1182: If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.

Wisdom #1291: Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow

Wisdom #1177: If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.

Wisdom #1305: Nemo me impune lacessit.