Wisdom

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Wisdom #516: If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch you.

Wisdom #140: Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Wisdom #362: A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.

Wisdom #44: According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Wisdom #1450: Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.

Wisdom #197: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Wisdom #190: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Wisdom #1333: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.