Wisdom

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Wisdom #211: Half the people you know are below average.

Wisdom #742: @FN@, I do not understand the threat I bring to you.

Wisdom #1042: Help! There's a cow in my esophagus!

Wisdom #1285: Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Wisdom #181: I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

Wisdom #1119: I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.

Wisdom #657: The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

Wisdom #545: Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%; Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50%