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Wisdom #883: Cyberspace is where you are when you're on the telephone.

Wisdom #507: If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.

Wisdom #729: "Grey! Did I hear you say grey?" "Light black. From pole to pole."

Wisdom #1533: There is no time like the pleasant.

Wisdom #1606: We come in peace... shoot to kill...

Wisdom #237: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #9. That's one small scratch on the port, one giant gash on the starboard side.

Wisdom #927: Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

Wisdom #915: Do not underestimate the power of the Force.

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