Wisdom

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Wisdom #1326: No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.

Wisdom #538: The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Wisdom #1022: Half the trick is knowing the CyberPunks from the CyberPinks.

Wisdom #1066: I admit that I am powerless over fish innards.

Wisdom #267: I love cats, they taste just like chicken.

Wisdom #1408: Sarcasm is a sign of genius.

Wisdom #1615: We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...

Wisdom #349: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl" wells.