Wisdom

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Wisdom #28: Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Wisdom #106: Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Wisdom #1235: Know new taxes! says President Bush...

Wisdom #1372: Pay careful attention to the Tao-Jones Average.

Wisdom #1068: I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.

Wisdom #724: Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.

Wisdom #1170: If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.