Wisdom

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Wisdom #1194: Is it just me or are all uncles either really cool, or child molestors?

Wisdom #1323: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.

Wisdom #1457: Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.

Wisdom #205: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Wisdom #1346: Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

Wisdom #780: After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.

Wisdom #769: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

Wisdom #349: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl" wells.