Wisdom

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Wisdom #691: Excuse me. But can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Wisdom #315: Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy?

Wisdom #990: For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.

Wisdom #1127: I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Wisdom #824: Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...

Wisdom #1627: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).

Wisdom #258: Assassins do it from behind.

Wisdom #1401: Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...