Wisdom

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Wisdom #386: Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Wisdom #1264: MITCHELL! Even his name says, "Uh, is that a beer?"

Wisdom #1032: He sells contact lenses for a cubist world

Wisdom #261: I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Wisdom #1213: It's an Elder Thing -- you wouldn't understand.

Wisdom #761: A man who turns green has eschewed protein.

Wisdom #193: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Wisdom #739: 'Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.