Wisdom

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Wisdom #1487: The following statement is not true:

Wisdom #1110: I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Wisdom #1332: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Wisdom #1015: Grumplicious Grumplicious Grumplicious!!!

Wisdom #583: Technology for the Country Folk ... MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

Wisdom #826: Bad things come to those who wait too.

Wisdom #1037: He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower.

Wisdom #617: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.