Wisdom

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Wisdom #724: Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded.

Wisdom #348: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

Wisdom #1023: Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'.

Wisdom #1507: The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.

Wisdom #1204: It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.

Wisdom #1660: Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.

Wisdom #291: Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.

Wisdom #1434: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.